Well, by now I am sure a lot of you have heard about the Indian army getting approval to use the Bhut Jolokia pepper as the main ingredient in smoke grenades. They will be used as an anti-terrorist defense that will hurt but not kill. I am sure that it will be used to disperse crowds, force perts out of holed up locations, etc. I can tell you from first hand experience that it will work. Go get ‘em Indian Army–Bhut Jolokia rules!
During our harvest season, we sometimes harvest 1,000 peppers in a day. Each and every Bhut Jolokia pepper has the seeds taken out by hand. We wear 4 layers of vinyl gloves, a respirator, and long sleeve shirts. Further, there is a beach towel covering our laps. Those peppers are juicy and somehow, that hot,hot capsaicin squirts out everywhere when slicing the peppers open. The 4 layers of gloves lasts only about an hour before they have to be changed. What I am saying is that they are very dangerous and can give you an unbelievable amount of pain and suffering. During the harvest season, my friends don’t stop by, my girlfriend won’t get near me, and frankly, it’s a lonely, lonely time of year. I am toxic, and I leave a trail of Bhut Jolokia pain and suffering everywhereI go. It’s on every part of my body eventually, and I mean every part. Sometime at night and I writhing in pain as I try to go to sleep. Yes, the peppers have somehow gotten into my bed, and believe me that’s not funny. I wake up tired the next morning with dark circles under my eyes, wondering how in the world I got into this mess. I keep hearing the Oliver Hardy quote- “Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into.” But the problem is, I have gotten into it all by myself!
So, it’s the Bhut Jolokia pepper and the Indian army joining forces to keep the bad guys in check. So, throw those Bhut Jolokia smoke grenades and more power to the Bhut!
Keep those questions coming, and keep planting those Bhuts! And, if any of you out there make a Bhut Jolokia hand grenade, please send me a sample!
Jamie


